Purrchance To Dream

Chloe: You are getting verrrrrrry sleeeeeeeepy... are you hyp-no-tized yet?

I am the queen of the maintained glance!!

I am NOT amused!

Benjamin, are you trying to seduce me?

"By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

Sigh...you can't blame that stink on me this time. I'm sick and tired of having to cover for you!

Kaze

Look, just fill the bowl and no one gets hurt.

"Has my staff arrived yet? I've been waiting all morning for my paw-pad massage, a butt skootch, some stinky goodness...and can someone please tell those other animals to keep the noise down! Now...where's my blankie? Is it so difficult to get a blankie around here? Just can't get good help these days!"

You obviously haven't found the poop inside your shoe yet.

Opposable thumbs, my paw. You try sticking that thing there and you'll be asking me for help opening a can this time tomorrow.

What do you mean there's no canned food today?

"You flash that thing in my face one more time!"

Go ahead and whore me out for comments...you've got to sleep sometime...

Really, now...well...BITE ME.

mo i cannot possible beat leah!! that one has me shreaking with laughter! i was all set to enter too.....

chloe honey, auntie bee says leah is right and not the mama did a bad, funny but bad, thing to you today dear. but don't you worry your little self any... he'll give you lots of treats and make it all better, see? alrighty then, smiles, auntie bee.....

Does this face look like it cares?

"You may be able to keep me off the kitchen counter NOW, but as soon as you leave for work, my freshly-licked little butt is going to be parked there for eight hours straight!"

Bring me treats NOW.

Beware! I got a "Not the Mama" and I´m not afraid to use it!

Okay, here's the deal, see? It's not my fault you stepped in the hairball. I left it right where you could see it, so no complaining. Now, just hand over the fatty snax and no one else will get hurt.

Well if you really didn't want to know you looked fat in that outfit, you shouldn't have asked.

"Seriously. Give me a lap. I need to snuggle, and I'm not taking no for an answer."

Okay...... move that camera one inch closer....and the next time you look for it.....it won't be in a pretty place.....if you know what I mean.
Oh, and I need more litter in my litter box.

Oh. Just realized I'm a day late. Nevermine.