Formerly Feral Now Totally Spoiled Friday

Jazper's not happy with me, because I wasn't at the store yesterday (I was helping get ready for our Garage Sale) so he's extra attention-demanding today.
I ordered chicken wings for lunch, because he loves to nibble on them and lick the ranch dressing. Don't worry - he only gets a few boneless bites.
How trained am I - planning my lunch around him so he can have some nibblies?
Right now, he's making biscuits on my shoulder... OW someone needs their claws trimmed...
Not The Mama

Mo and The Purries


  1. "making biscuits"~ that's good! Haven't heard it put like that, before, but that's perfect!

  2. We did the softpaws wrestling match at our house last night...

    You are so funny-- with the chicken wings. I love that picture of him, he looks so content and happy. :)

  3. That is a very wonderful picture of Jazper!

  4. Oh Jazper, sometimes yoo gots to be careful when yoo make biskits on da beans. Dats when clippie claws starts and it's not good.

  5. Way to go with the training Jazper! The Lady makes a ham sandwich for her lunch every morning. I insist. How else would I get my daily slice of ham? Variety is highly overrated.

    Speaking of training the humans, last night the Evil Lady and That Traitor, The Blonde Girl, held me down and cut a dingleberry off my floofy butt. I made such pathetic "you're killing me" noises that I then got 25 Temptations and a big spoonful of whipped cream. YUM!

  6. "dingleberry off my floofy butt"

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    and not the mama? you are the bestest not the mama ever....

    smiles, auntie bee

    (dingleberry off my floofy butt, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

  7. That is just a way too kyoot picture of Jazper. The girls are swooning over here.

    Nice of you to get chicken wings with ranch dressing to make up for being gone yesterday. He's not spoiled at all....

    Luf, Us

  8. Hendrix's Mommy: Dear, Not the mama, we've all been there. It just shows you to be a very good caregiver to put the kitty first. I'm glad we blog so we can communicate with others who understand the quarks of good pet "ownership"

    Hendrix: I need to get mommy to heat up some chicken wings for me right NOW! Moooooooooooooooom!!!!!!

  9. PS Hendrix here, love the red soft paws. Mine are blue right now. We are so stylish.

  10. We know how to train owr humans well and we're glad to see Jazper has you trained.

  11. LOL... the only other time I've heard the term "Making biscuits", it, um, referred to something else entirely!
    Something which would need to be scooped later on, if you get my drift.
    And I think my mom calls horse poop "Horse Muffins".

  12. Would it be any fun to make biscuits if you didn't have long claws? Giving a bit of pain is half the fun!


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