Good Ear

Please note: this post is for mature audiences only.
It is rated MC-17

Which means Mature Cats - 17 weeks and over only.

Things you need to know before we get to the story:
The heated cat bed is on my bed, next to my pillow.
While Chloe is a very quiet cat, Daphne makes full use of her vocal range, including grunts, groans, audible sighs, and moans.
The other thing you need to know is that I, Not The Mama, am a very sound sleeper. Very little wakes me up once I'm asleep...

The MC-17 story:
The other night in bed, I am awakened by the sounds of moaning. And licking. And moaning.
And it is the whoah-oh-whoah that is good kind of moaning.
As I come into consciousness, I realize that these sounds are coming from my own bed...
I turn over, and in the dim light of the nightlight, I can make out the following sight to match the sounds: In the heated cat bed, Chloe has her front legs wrapped around Daphne's neck, and Chloe's face in plunged into Daphne's ear. Chloe is luxuriously licking deep within her sister's ear. Daphne's eyes are rolled back in her head and she is purring and moaning.
And moaning, and moaning.
I shake my head at my nocturnal companions, and realize I should be glad at least one of us is gettin' some.
As I roll over and pull the comforter up over my ears, I also realize:
Chloe must really give good ear.


Mo and The Purries


  1. Hey, um, what the? Cause that is not cool. Cause Daphne is MY girlfriend, she's not supposed to be gettin' EAR from HER OWN SISTER.

  2. I wonder what it is like to have your ears cleaned by another feline?

  3. Bwahaha!!! Chase gives really good ear too and it feels sooo good!


  4. My Maybe's former love, "Hey Cat!" (sadly now gone on to kitty heaven), used to give really good ear, too. Sigh. We miss him.

  5. LOL!!! Is all we can say right now.

  6. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Midnight gives good ear too. Isn't it usually that way with the quiet ones?

  7. honey you are seriously deranged, love you anyway though! bee

  8. oooo, they need their own room!


  10. OH, that is SO funny! Great story. Made Mom Lady laugh out loud.

  11. I give good ear too, when anycat lets me. What's wrong with that? Free Kitty Love, man!

  12. Nobody ever gave me good ear. Oh, Pixie.....

  13. Anonymous9:23 AM

    That's a sweet story. :) It's always nice to have a friend who helps out in those hard to reach spots

  14. Sadie gifs me good ear but I don't moan whin she duz it. Sheesh, she's my sisfur and oldur dan me and is only cleening my eers. Sumtimes she acts like she's my mommy cat.~Speedy



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